I understand that there was a mini riot in Croydon last night.
It seems that 400 "football fans" (drunken scum bags to you and me), fed up with England's performance in Euro 2004, decided to have a fight with the police.
Missiles were thrown, and cars overturned.
Now that these morons have sobered up, let us round them up and put them to work.
To start with they can clean up the mess they made last night, then they can be put to work regenerating the decaying and rotting areas in the borough of Croydon.